toasty.

20th August 2014

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celibacy:

When chemists die, they barium.

Tagged: chemistryamazing

Source: celibacy

20th August 2014

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20th August 2014

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Tagged: cat

Source: beppski

20th August 2014

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PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

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20th August 2014

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. →

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Tagged: 50 shadesthe first page began my breakdownwhywhy did i read all three of the booksi will never be able to erase all the memoriesthere is only painpain and terrible smut

Source: ryeisenberg

20th August 2014

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ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

Source: unamusedsloth

20th August 2014

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20th August 2014

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ingredior:

baelor:

i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

Source: baelor

19th August 2014

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thecutestofthecute:

Window Licker — Catmoji

thecutestofthecute:

Window Licker — Catmoji

Tagged: catning

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19th August 2014

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the-nidoking:

gentlemanbones:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

  1. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45440181
  2. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45438374
  3. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45433585
  4. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45439431
  5. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=45442235

SET ME FREE

TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FRO THE CITY

Tagged: okay so the use of pachirisu in those matches was really fucking impressivewowpokemon

Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial

19th August 2014

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screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

Tagged: hmm

Source: screamingcrawfish

19th August 2014

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1212m:

NOT ENOUGH

Tagged: pokemon

Source: 1212m

19th August 2014

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pikajewish:

apricots-from-nara:

zerotheduke:

whispering-tenacious:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

They’re /boning/

this is beautiful

ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?

me in 300 years

Source: theawesomeadventurer

8th August 2014

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Zankyou no Terror | Episode 1Falling

Tagged: znkwhich reminds mei'm behind by a whole day on my epic 15+ new episodes per week scheduleshame on megot distracted doing packinggotta watch the new episode of znk

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8th August 2014

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

Source: i-mahu