When chemists die, they barium.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die
“if i die”
SET ME FREE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FRO THE CITY
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.
this is beautiful
ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?
me in 300 years
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